Cameron Smith

CEO

CSHe's not from Guildford, as he usually claims. He actually comes from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. He came to Earth for a week and got stuck here for fifteen years. His minimal research told him that Cameron Smith would be a nicely inconspicuous name. He strikes most of the friends he had made on Earth as an eccentric, but a harmless one - an unruly boozer with some oddish habits. For instance he will often gatecrash university parties, get badly drunk and start making fun of any astrophysicist he could find till he gets thrown out.