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CSHe's not from Guildford, as he usually claims. He actually comes from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. He came to Earth for a week and got stuck here for fifteen years. His minimal research told him that Cameron Smith would be a nicely inconspicuous name. He strikes most of the friends he had made on Earth as an eccentric, but a harmless one - an unruly boozer with some oddish habits. For instance he will often gatecrash university parties, get badly drunk and start making fun of any astrophysicist he could find till he gets thrown out.
CMInvented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. He was voted "Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe" seven consecutive times. He's been described as "the best Bang since the Big One" by Eccentrica Gallumbits, and as "one hoopy frood" by others. He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who's really in charge). He is also the only man to have survived the Total Perspective Vortex.